Showing posts with label blog constipation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blog constipation. Show all posts

Thursday, November 13, 2008

On top of Things

I am running and running and don't seem able to catch up. I was webless at the start of NaBloPoMo and now I wonder whether to start my own month of daily posting... in December!

But the blog juices are not flowing as they should. It's your fault. Yes it is.
I have been reading your blogs and there are too many good ones.
Yes, I know there is a lot of crap out there too, but I mean yours, the good ones.

Instead of inspiring me, you are making me feel small and unworthy.
Fragile and furled, like the little greeny bit at the tip of a fern.

So, blog topics for today:

1 What is the best way to kill off Tom Dick and Harry for the freezer, (they are coquerels in case you are worried)? Mysweet has been talking about a traffic cone but my imagination keeps failing me...
2 Which are the best four songs written by Cole Porter (ready for the jazz workshop at the end of the month)?
3 What new song shall I prepare for my autist musicians that I can tell them is rap (although it might be folk rap, or jazz rap...)?
4 Will I have time to perfect Porridges training by the end of the month, when she enters her very first tracking competition and might win a SHINY CUP?

Perhaps I'll just leave it for now...