And is there a girly romantic fiction to distract me? A film? Any sort of drama would do, well, except for soap operas.
Of course there isn't.
Lots of men running around pitches, either carrying or kicking a ball and using up lots of energy for no obvious reason. Is it to stop them fighting wars and channel their aggression? I don't really get sport. What is it for?
I will admit to watching tennis sometimes. Perhaps it is the gladiatorial aspect of one on one.
But team sports just leave me cold. Never mind, I expect I will be able to enjoy the sight of people skiing down steep mountains and jumping into the abyss a little later. I hope for their sakes that it is more fun to do than to watch.
It must be time for Porridge's walk...sigh...