Sunday, December 23, 2007

The scene of the crime

This heap of stolen property was distributed randomly over the lawn and consists of:
1 chicken head
3 gas plumbing fittings (could this explain the gas catastrophe?)
1 screwdriver with a green clear plastic handle
1 nearly empty bottle of Heinz brown sauce with the top chewed off
1 frisbee
1 old football and 1 small blue ball
6 plastic solar powered garden lights (in pieces)
3 plastic bottle tops and parts of bottles
Sticks of every variety
Lots of tiny bits of chewed plastic too small to be identified
5 bits of string
*The head and several body parts of a mole

When the accused was confronted with the evidence, she stared defiantly at the camera…

* This may have been the cat's responsibility

1 comment:

Lucy said...

Oh she looks so pleased and proud!
Merry Christmas to you and yours, Gill!