Porridge time for Porridge

When is she going to feed me? I don't think she is ever going to finish her breakfast. 

And he is probably on Facebook again. 

I know, I'll do that thing with my ears on the armchairs again. 

They like that and they're bound to look at me and remember my BREAKFAST.

Anyway it feels quite nice...

No one seems to be looking at me though. It is hard to tell with my head at this angle.

I suppose I'll just have to...

BARK LOUDLY...