Showing posts with label kooldrum. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kooldrum. Show all posts

Friday, May 27, 2011

kool drum and French translation

I have quite enjoyed it, really…creating a website for the Kool drum project.

There are enough tools available for the enthusiastic amateur to make something pretty, and I hope I have.

The real difficulty was translating the whole kit and caboodle into French. Even with the help of Google translate and my very own nearly French children, it put up a bit of a fight…ongoing perhaps. The trouble is that I live in a world of French which is spoken rather than written in my everyday life. Unlike English, the gap between the two is “writ” large.

Although, having recently got stuck into Henry James and his Ambassadors, this is not always the case. Never was a man blessed with such deliciously long and tortuous sentences, such that you have to hunt for the meaning like a pig for a truffle. Anyway, I digress…

What has amazed and amused me about the French translation is the diversity of the responses of all of my French acquaintance that I have asked to cast an eye over it. They are all horribly over educated but still seem to have very different opinions about what is good written French. I expect they are all right…


If you want to put your oar in you can go and admire the daisies on my lawn at

www.kooldrum.com


post script 27 may...I have made the changes you suggested. Thanks to everyone for their help. I expect there are yet more mistakes still lurking...

Thursday, May 12, 2011

It makes you think...

It has been a morning of extreme highs and lows.
I have had my shirt ripped off by the boy who dribbles, which, as you might imagine, was the low point. It was followed by a great high, however, when the girl who loves keys improvised a little song all about her beautiful nephew.

It was all probably my fault...the good and the bad.

It was only afterwards they told me that all the teachers have their watches in their pockets and not visible on their wrists.

I sang a song for the dribbly boy, which he enjoyed, but he was first in the group and didn't want to wait while the others had their turn. This is because his next lesson was with the poneys, and he loves them. He kept trying to stop me playing and pointing at my watch. When I told him to stop he yanked at my hair, a problem which has been developing with him over a period of time. When I told him to stop he then went over to the girl who leaks music and vented his frustration on her by pulling her hair violently.
Everyone else was about two minutes away from the music room, so I had to choose whether to leave him to possibly injure the girl or get him to come with me. No decision really. She cannot defend herself and I suppose my authority would have been lessened if I had left him and got other authority figures to sort out the problem.

So I had to get him to the group centre. But he is 18 and bigger than I am...
We left the room in a strange clinch with him hanging off my wrist pointing at the watch and tearing at my button shirt. It took four people to prise him off me when we got there and he took my shirt with him. Of course it was the one morning I had gone in without a coat because it was so warm! The cook found me an old sweater to cover up with.

In a moment his mood had changed and he was approaching me again asking me to rub his head. Hair tugging is his way to get attention. It works rather well for him...but it must stop.

The next group started banging away on their kool drums after their stories. I sang an improvised thing over my kool drum about keys being lost in my pocket in the dark, and how they cried. The girl who loves keys did something new for her. She played her drum and started making up a song to the same melody. It was all about her beautiful baby nephew and how he has grown and what he eats, in marvellous detail.

On my way out I found a colleague doubled up in pain in the corridor. Will you look at my back? she said. Two students had just crashed into her accidentally while they were racing each other.
She had hit a radiator with such force that she had broken off the knob on the top of it.
MMMmmm, I said. You might be getting a bit of a bruise there...

Thursday, April 14, 2011

The Kool Collection


Mushrooms sprouting in the living room?
No, it is the Kooldrum collection after their outing to see the autistic musicians this morning.
The difficulty is finding somewhere to put them all at home.
They got such a good bashing that you probably heard them from where you are.
A trainée looked on in disbelief as we made noises like giants, fairies and bells.
The boy who just says oui said oui into a toy microphone, the boy who dribbles leaked a bit into the keyboards, and the girl who loves keys made up a story about going to a restaurant and having a pizza, and I sang it to her on the guitar. (She is the only musician capable of limited speech).
The usual Thursday morning then...

Sunday, January 9, 2011

I'll huff and I'll puff...


We could hear the wind buffeting the house in the night, but were still surprised to see the effect from a bedroom window the next day. The white thing that looks like a sail is the roof blown off Mysweet's Kooldrum workshop, which has landed on the chicken coop.
He is busy drawing up plans to replace it.
Never mind, I prefer wind to snow...at least I can get to work.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

The Garden of Sound

Mysweet is very interested in making musical instruments out of recycled materials.

He makes a KOOLDRUM out of recycled gas bottles, but this leaves him with other unused parts of the original bottles.
A few days ago, I went out of the front door and found myself in this soundgarden: