Things have
not been great chez Porridge recently.
I have been
suffering continuing symptoms after a bout of hepatitis caused by an antibiotic
allergy. I won’t bore you with the complete catalogue, but fussy eating,
exhaustion, a bit of confusion and a lot of grumpy bad temper, are right up at
the top of the list. This is coupled with a real sense of bereavement in the
knowledge that my relationship with a glass of wine is going to be distant and
occasional from now on…
Mysweet is
also a victim of circumstances. He did not notice that he had lost points on
his driving licence as a result of a series of trivial speed camera fines and
they added up to the magic 12.
A registered letter arrived in November informing him
that he could no longer drive for six months…from that moment.
We live in
the country, far from bus services.
We
subsequently found out that the authorities are legally obliged to send a
registered letter when you still have a few points left to offer you a remedial
training course, while you still have your licence.
But he
thought he would endure the six months, and did not contest it.
But then he
found out that he had to take an expensive medical.
And an
expensive test of his reflexes, (pyschotechnique).
And a test
on the highway code. And there is a waiting list of at least three months for
this test. And the waiting list starts after the six months is up. It is now
mid July and he still has not been given a date. It has not improved his mood
to be imprisoned with Mrs Liverish.
Nor has the
knowledge that a driver who is caught driving drunk (he wasn’t) is likely to be
fined 100 euros or so and have their licence endorsed for three months, then
get it back automatically if they still have points on their licence.
Let’s look
on the bright side…
I have lost
10 kilos and the garden is looking very nice.